What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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