Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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