hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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