The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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