the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Randomize
