If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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