he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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