My hand turned me down
I don't think brook has ever known best
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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