The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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