fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
