found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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