It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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