can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I don't think brook has ever known best
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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