It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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