If that was your dad, he is hot
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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