Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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