garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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