wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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