doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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