the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
