No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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