The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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