She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
wanna go halves on a baby?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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