I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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