But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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