Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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