I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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