nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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