Dual....:-)
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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