You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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