I cockslap morals
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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