Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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