So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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