I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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