I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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