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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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