Have you finally orgasmed yet?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
