I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
