one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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