But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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