everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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