why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Randomize
