Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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