His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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