Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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