is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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