I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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