So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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