saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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