you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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