Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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